The ultimate stocking filler, surely…or, just keep it for yourself, doofus! I’m giving away a copy of my book, 101 Sandwiches, which is a collection of sandwich recipes from around the world. I’ll write a personalised message of your choice in the front, or draw a giant cock rocket or whatever. UP TO YOU. To win, just leave a comment telling me about the last sandwich you ate. What was in it? NO FIBBING. I’ll use one of those random number generator thingamies to pick a winner on Monday. I’m looking forward to hearing about your sandwiches actually – totally holding out for the guilty pleasures.
Edit: 17th December. The winner is…Razzbingo! I shall be contacting you for address and message details.